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Thursday, December 06, 2007
So, it appears that as the number of pirates has dropped in the last 200 years, global temperatures have risen. Hmm, this is truly an inconvenient truth. Arr, Matey!


Melchizedek said...

I know this is satire, but the number of pirates is completely bogus. It is still the golden age of pirates in the Red Sea and the Straits of Malacca.

Darius and Elisabeth said...

I know, I am sure there are more than 17 pirates left in the world. The graph is about as accurate as most global warming graphs.

Sarah Jo said...

what about ninja's? ;-]

Darius and Elisabeth said...

Have ninjas decreased or increased in the last 200 years? I would guess increased, what with all the pop culture attention to them in America (Ninja Turtles, Beverly Hills Ninja, etc.). So perhaps global warming can be blamed on an increase in ninjas and a decrease in pirates?

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